Nisse Ericson Greenberg is constantly failing at being the uglier member of Rachel and the Elf. You can read his writing here, here, and here. This is a website that he runs. He can be seen at storytelling events around the city - most importantly the one that he hosts/curates. You can contact Nisse directly at firstname.lastname@example.org
Rachel Garber Cole is constantly farting at being the uglier member of Rachel and the Elf. She has fewer annoying links to post of things that she does, but she does host an all female variety show: Rachel Cole: Singer/Songwriter Presents A Variety Show for the Hungry Heart. You should probably contact Rachel directly at email@example.com
Nisse Ericson Greenberg wants to point out that “farting at the being the uglier member” isn’t a funny joke, but rather just a word change.
Rachel Garber Cole wants to fart out that “farting at farting the farter member” is a very funny fart.
I hate you.
Nobody likes you.
You look like someone rubbed poop on your face.